What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:28
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
What do you mean son?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Do you know what she said mum?
Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
True - how I loved my mum!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why do women have sex with dogs?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”